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well i am the love child of napoleon and storm from the x-men and kermit the frog is my half brother, who is the best friend of the father of the stunt double of the guy who did the voice of captain...

on journal big wig
Apr 26, 2002

still no votes for fish or rodents. actually a couple weeks ago i saw this lady who had a pygmie goat in her car! i asked her about it and she said they make the greatest pets, she said she had 13...

on poll
Apr 26, 2002

hahaha! you spaz!

on news Red face
Apr 26, 2002

what's the ketchup incident?

on news Red face
Apr 25, 2002

yeah who really cares if the news is "noteworthy", the point of it is to make you warm and fuzzy inside.

on news Red face
Apr 25, 2002

yeah look closely at this rock... BAM! i just hit you in the face with it. now leave me alone i have to go out in service

on poll
Apr 25, 2002

actually if you look closely, you will notice that cats, birds, reptiles, and rocks are all tied for 3rd place.... idiots.

on poll
Apr 25, 2002

sounds like you had a great time man! party on

Apr 24, 2002

no YOU'RE an "ñ"

haveñ't seeñ that comback iñ a while eh!? ñice!

on journal Happiness is...
Apr 23, 2002

hahahaha! thats hilarious

Apr 23, 2002

i met the guys from midtown at the last show, they were pretty cool. kind of strange looking, but cool.

Apr 23, 2002

so why do you say kazaa messed up morpheus?

Apr 22, 2002

hey, leave me alone.

on journal Staring
Apr 22, 2002

dude dont you wish it was you meeting gwen stefani? i know i do. oh wait... i forgot you are GAY

Apr 22, 2002

hey ian, what is the deal with kazaa? it's exactly the same interface as morpheus was... did they steal their coding or something?

Apr 22, 2002

wow, that is an awesome story!

Apr 21, 2002

yeah u can get ingrown hairs. read your magazines people!

on journal mach 3.. the hype
Apr 20, 2002

i didnt get any either. i dont really like those kind of cookies anyway though

on journal PARTY!
Apr 19, 2002

i think to be an instructor you seriously have to be crazy. i mean after 2 hours behind the wheel i was driving 65 miles per hour on rt 80... that is asking for death right there.

Apr 19, 2002

WHAT?! who's sayin i don't have hips? they don't call me matt "tootsie rooooll" kelly for nothing!

on journal Staring
Apr 19, 2002

I have no money to buy clothes so i just wear a loincloth. and people get OFFENDED by that... i tell ya

on journal Staring
Apr 19, 2002

dont call me junior!

Apr 19, 2002

yeah because you wouldve thought i was a big jerk. i just figured i'd let ya figure it out for yourself

on journal Bi Zarre update
Apr 19, 2002

because they are HORRIBLE!!

on journal crying
Apr 18, 2002

sure sure... go ahead and try to cover up.

on journal Bi Zarre
Apr 18, 2002

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