Comments by thefunkyfresh

lol!

"are you sure you don't want to reconsider our offer???" as they twitch and laugh uncontrollably while brandishing knives in each hand that could easily filet a side of beef so fast, before you could...

are you serious? that is so cool! i gotta see that

that comment is modified. it used to say "you are most probably in the top 50 or so good looking guys i know"

no! they just want em 5'9! so you're IN!

yeah, it would really suck to be one of those people

yeah, i have to give him props for those abs

lol! TheRapists...

humita humita humita...

i know you do ty. you are such a stud

lol, i wasn't calling YOU a hyena's butt. i was just saying that as an example of what girls look for in a guy. they don't care what he looks like, as long as he's 5'9

haha, i know... i was trying to make it even FUNNIER!

also, everybody check out the last link, "actual experiences"... they're so funny

hahaha, yeah. i forgot to put that up there. you could also state a weakness that you had, but how you improved on it. they also could ask, "what is your biggest failure?" so you could say...

thank you ian. REDEMPTION!

whaaaaaat??! i actually put EFFORT into this one! i did it because in one of my classes at school last week we were discussing resumes and job interviews, and i thought it would be good info for...

ha. get a life.

i did. it is the best one.

YOU get over it!

kinda scary, look how many views this story has!

haha, glad you appreciated it. and dean, i wasn't referring to you specifically, i was just talking in general.

stop! it's annoying. hahaha, and so was THIS. and THIS! and THIS!!! okay... i'll stop. toodaloo!

hahahaha... yeah tina, ummm... ahem... i THINK the LION KING, used that expression because it's well known and sort of ironic, being that the characters in the movie are animals. but the expression...

on my 21 inch monitor at home it still has some room to go before it hits the edge

yeah i'm sure that's what girls think. "wow, he's 5 foot 9! perfect! he's IDEAL! i dont care if he looks like a shaved hyena's butt! he's 5 foot 9!"