Comments by thefunkyfresh

nice, i think that's a great trade! so when do u wanna set the date for?

yeah i think you nailed it. cooking def is an art, believe me my dad never follows recipes or makes anything exactly the same way twice. except for caesar salad!

i haven't seen the original since i was a kid. it might be one of those things where it seemed great then, but is stupid now. i do love gene wilder though

i was gonna say it :)

nothing knocking my mom, but my dad's got skills

i know what you mean, it is super rich. i like it, but if you use just the heavy cream u cant eat much

i usually use half heavy cream and the rest half-and-half. that way its just not so heavy and rich.

i cook, i clean, i'd make a great housewife... :)

yeah i cook a little bit. in my family even though my mom is a good cook, my dad cooks just as much and is really good

i didnt make mine with the ham... maybe i'll try that next time.

this is actually my SPECIALTY!

i chop up mushrooms and throw em in, and also throw some shrimp in boiling water for about a minute and then put them right in with the sauce... deeeeeeeelish

thank GAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD

you mean katie dump-face? yeah that's right

weeeeird, i say close the light too. i was gonna put that in here but i didnt think it was worthy of being weird enough

i never say turn off the door though

dyed bright orange!

ugh, nice image.

shiny gold spandex, barely covering big old cottage cheesy legs, a WWF tee tied around the neck to reveal a big old flabby belly with a dangly ring

nice, all the married women agree with me :)

but seriously... look at my big fat belly! i'm accentuating it by wearing a cutoff shirt and a piece of jewlery. everybody look!

i only disagree with belly button piercings if the person who has it has a big fat belly. i'm not saying everybody has to be in perfect shape, but why draw more attention to it??

man, you're daaaark!

yeah he's a funny guy

also funny in dirty work

the first time i saw that part i fell over laughing, then rewound it like 10 times

you could say she's an angry pirate

9 out of 10 web toed chloe musings/comments contain an illustration or analogy

i dont think i could even come close to that now though

when i was like 13 i ate 14 slices of large thin crust pizza. almost 2 whole pies. i was on the rec soccer team and we had a "pizza party" and i just went for it

seriously. if you saw the previews you saw the total screen time for angelina jolie

FACELIFT!!!!!!!