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wow looks pretty sweet

the part in "lost and found" when david spade is singing Neil Diamond and throws martin sheen's wife (in the movie) through a table

and also remember you'll need some defibulators and discombobulatorizers with snazz-lite driveshafts (www.startrek.com). make sure you tell them barbara streissand sent you.

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i did it a while back, I cancelled in time and didn't get charged. the only complaint i had was that they didn't really offer a lot of music i really wanted

i carry around a 120 pound record player system that's built into a cabinet (so I can keep all my records in it). of course, I also have to lug around a portable generator and a UPS so that the...

yeah, the real world is very gay

things i've learned in my time:

guys in general are JERKS
girls in general are CATTY

stereotypes exist for a reason!

i think its ironic/funny how like 99% of all girls complain about how they can't stand "catty girls"

i'm pretty sure that more than 1% of all girls could easily be classified as catty

technically: fruit
realistically: vegetable

it's like how when you ask somebody how they're doing and they say "i'm good". technically they should say "i'm well" because "i'm good" is poor english,...

manamana!

this is weird, the other day a guy at work and i were talking about the muppets. then i saw the muppets take manhatten in walmart the other day and i just had to buy it

i like my fruitssss tall dark and deliciousssss

macguyver isn't the one that's freaking me out. it's clarissa explains it all that is!! however, i now kind of want to see this, so mike lend it to me lol

strung out is touring in our area in august! who wants to go??

scranton, camden, new york, and englishtown

http://www.strung-out.com/tourdates.php

the only ones i have are: In Living Colour, Family Guy, The Ben Stiller Show

what big fat gay on this website who's name ryhmes with "Dike Piano" is big fat and gay?

she's weird looking/scary.... why does she have sideburns...

the thing is, it was the mosaic law, which we are no longer under. however its like getting a mohawk or going to nightclubs or anything else where it doesnt say anything explicitly

yeah man, gimme a call

there was a brother i knew who is married with kids who got tatoos, he cited the awake article. even though it is a concience matter, i think its still dumb to get them because you could stumble...

i think it was a guy named bobby b. grimes who, ironically, as soon as he invented it, ran out of the house naked and took a dump in the street to celebrate

jesse is always raving about that place and how everything is so cheap there

u know what else is really awesome but i dont get alot of: mangos!

mmm... when i was down in st john they were everywhere. they can be kind of annoying to eat because they're stringy and can get...

level 4!?!? THATS IT!?!? that's pathetic, how do you sleep at night!??