hahaha! OR
the guy pick-pocketed her and she mistook that for a pinch
he bought her some "beverage" with her own money
after consuming said "beverage", she started dancing on tables
he bought her more "beverage" and then they "chatted" on the couch
same guy pinches bum for real, 14 times
hahahaha, nbl, sam, nbl
do you have a nice bum ?
me? well.... i certainly don't have a flat one.
ha ha no hun - it was very funny and erm "creative"? lol
hahaha...that sounds a lot better then your story nine ;)