Weekend learning curve
Just to steal PP's usual spot :) - kidding
1) It is not worth travelling 3 hours to a party!
2) Guys think that they have the RIGHT to pinch/ squeeze/molest your bum!
3) Knowing 25% of the people in a bar is scary
4) Having 50% of them know you is scarier!
5) When you're introduced to someone and say "Hi im samantha" and they say "Oh YOU'RE samantha" its scarier still!
6) Not everyone picks up on the "I really dont like you so leave me alone" vibe as quickly as others!
7) The ride home can be sooooo much fun - especially when singing rocks classics at the top of your voices and you have pizza :D
8) Guys who are gents have there limits - it is possible to insist they buy you a drink ONE to many times!
9) Cute guys are few and far between
10) Cute spiritual guys are almost non-existant!
11)Knowing you always have at least two back-up plans is reasurring
12) Having couches in Bars ROCKS
13) Lying on the couch and chatting rocks more
14) Lying on the couch and chatting to a cute guy rocks the most!(okay talking to two cute guys rocks more but then i just sound like a floosy)
15) Dancing on tables really impresses the guys
16) Dancing on tables should not be done!
17) Being broke is no excuse not to go out - it is possible to have a night out and a good time just getting by on your womanly wiles ha ha ha ha ha ha
So there is the synopsis of my weekend and all i have learnt :D
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Im going to do my THINGS I LEARNED THIS WEEKEND when the weekend is actually over....
time difference means - my weekend is now over!
so im guessing you get your bum pinched quite often...
#14, #17, FLOOSY! And you say im evil, nu uh!
ha ha ty ty, KIDDING
lol that wasnt ty... that was joe :) hehehehe
good other people are being confused as ty now.. whoopee..
SOUNDS LIKE AN INTERESTING FUN WEEKEND!! hehehe
okey i think im gonna add my list to yers
but... now someone is beeping out side, so i have to go! lol i will add laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrs :)
so wait, you spent ur WHOLE weekend at a bar with guys pinching ur butt and you dancing on tables... man, all i did was work at the kh and go to the movies... hmmm im boring i guess
So let me get this straight...
You danced on tables to impress a guy
Then you went on the couch with the guy
Then he pinched your bum
Yet you had no money, so he bought drinks for you
I guess you had an interesting weekend...
ha ha ha well that was your interpretation i guess
hahaha! OR
the guy pick-pocketed her and she mistook that for a pinch
he bought her some "beverage" with her own money
after consuming said "beverage", she started dancing on tables
he bought her more "beverage" and then they "chatted" on the couch
same guy pinches bum for real, 14 times
hahahaha, nbl, sam, nbl
do you have a nice bum ?
me? well.... i certainly don't have a flat one.
ha ha no hun - it was very funny and erm "creative"? lol
hahaha...that sounds a lot better then your story nine ;)