Weekend learning curve

Just to steal PP's usual spot :) - kidding

1) It is not worth travelling 3 hours to a party!

2) Guys think that they have the RIGHT to pinch/ squeeze/molest your bum!

3) Knowing 25% of the people in a bar is scary

4) Having 50% of them know you is scarier!

5) When you're introduced to someone and say "Hi im samantha" and they say "Oh YOU'RE samantha" its scarier still!

6) Not everyone picks up on the "I really dont like you so leave me alone" vibe as quickly as others!

7) The ride home can be sooooo much fun - especially when singing rocks classics at the top of your voices and you have pizza :D

8) Guys who are gents have there limits - it is possible to insist they buy you a drink ONE to many times!

9) Cute guys are few and far between

10) Cute spiritual guys are almost non-existant!

11)Knowing you always have at least two back-up plans is reasurring

12) Having couches in Bars ROCKS

13) Lying on the couch and chatting rocks more

14) Lying on the couch and chatting to a cute guy rocks the most!(okay talking to two cute guys rocks more but then i just sound like a floosy)

15) Dancing on tables really impresses the guys

16) Dancing on tables should not be done!

17) Being broke is no excuse not to go out - it is possible to have a night out and a good time just getting by on your womanly wiles ha ha ha ha ha ha

So there is the synopsis of my weekend and all i have learnt :D