at the beach last summer (some of you know about this already) i threw a tennis ball at a seagull, thinking that it would fly out of the way. i mean, when do you ever expect to hit a bird with anything??? anyway, not only did i hit the seagull, but i killed it. and... there was this animal rights activist sitting right there. it was a big mess.
BWAHAHAHA you killed a seagull with a tennis ball! HAHA
i dont remember that whole thing being that funny..it was really kind of sad
ok i may be demented but it sounds pretty funny
he killed a bird! a living breathing creature (not trying to make matt feel bad here).
double post...sorry
you have a real problem with these double posts. and i think you are the only one who does
i know!!! its always me! sorry :(
lindsay..how many times as a stupid seagull taken your sandwitch and your food?? theres so many. I think its really funny too
I know lots of people who eat my food at lunch. They're stupid, and there are so many of them. Maybe if someone would give me a tennis ball...
sounds like an idea.... or you could just use a bowling ball.. that probably would get their attention better.. no.. guys i agree with lindsay.. its not funny that matt killed the seagull, but.. on the other hand its just funny that he found himself in that situation.
i felt so terrible! it was an accident
i thought you were joking. you actually killed a bird with a tennis ball. haha. thats hilarious. their bones are hollow you know. it's soft. i can't believe you. you're so evil .
Yeah, i wanted to cry when jesse had to carry it away and bury it.
they burried it too? thats taken things a wee bit to far, its dead let the vultures have some dinner!
Yes..leave it on the beach next to everyones chairs and let the vultures have it..oh and while they're at it they can eat the small children too
hahah small children like you?
i am not a small child..i can legally drive! doesn't that account for something, anything?
it's so weird to me now that all the younger kids are getting older and getting their liscences.
thats cause ura old man
seriously, my sister is getting her liscence in a few months. admit it man, thats weird!
it is right.. my sister is getting it too.. and now she's going to be driving .. thats so awkward. i can't take it.
and that fact she prolly is taller then your little self!
hey shorty. you make no sense.
Yeah, Matt... think how I feel... all of you "little kids" are like all grown up!
what do u mean by little kids?
what do u mean by little kids?
it's so weird for me because like all you guys were always driving and i thought i never would so i stopped caring and now its our time to start driving and it freaks me out sometimes. i hate it.
survival of the fittest! or fattest!
hahaha i remember you telling us about that... lol so funny didnt they try calling the police on you??
they did! i saw the cops coming down the boardwalk and i ran, then they were looking for me and i took off down the street. i went back to the station later and apoligized for the ruckus i had caused.
seriously... i mean.. who ELSE would that happen to.. matt always causes trouble wherever he goes.. its been the same since we were like 5.. matt ALWAYS breaking things or killing birds.. he is crazy.. a total menace to society... hahahaha... matt ura nut
You're telling me you killed the birds that i like so much .
I GOT TY BEAT ON THE SQUIREL CATCHIN PART! hahah thats a story for another time...i still have scars on my hands from it...
Yeah..how about you tell us the story AGAIN Amanda..and then we can let Heather tell it and perhaps then we can piece together what really happaned, though it made be hard.
my friend had a pet squirrel, intresting lil thing. Very fast and would run around the house like crazy. Its claws hurt a lil when it would climb all over you specially if it wanted to sit on your head or neck :/. He would let it out in the yard and it would still come back to the house after it was done playin around too