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thefunkyfresh May 14, 2002

at the beach last summer (some of you know about this already) i threw a tennis ball at a seagull, thinking that it would fly out of the way. i mean, when do you ever expect to hit a bird with any...

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

BWAHAHAHA you killed a seagull with a tennis ball! HAHA

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

i dont remember that whole thing being that funny..it was really kind of sad

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

ok i may be demented but it sounds pretty funny

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

he killed a bird! a living breathing creature (not trying to make matt feel bad here).

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crazygirlOG 2001 ·

double post...sorry

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

you have a real problem with these double posts. and i think you are the only one who does

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crazygirlOG 2001 ·

i know!!! its always me! sorry :(

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nine9starOG 2001 ·

no hun i do it, but i just write a really bizarre or useless comment to cover it up ;) ha ha

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crazygirlOG 2001 ·

i always think about doing that, but i never do. i think im gonna start though... thanks!

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crazygirlOG 2001 ·

lindsay..how many times as a stupid seagull taken your sandwitch and your food?? theres so many. I think its really funny too

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I know lots of people who eat my food at lunch. They're stupid, and there are so many of them. Maybe if someone would give me a tennis ball...

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rocksupastarFounder ·

sounds like an idea.... or you could just use a bowling ball.. that probably would get their attention better.. no.. guys i agree with lindsay.. its not funny that matt killed the seagull, but.. on the other hand its just funny that he found himself in that situation.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i felt so terrible! it was an accident

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

i thought you were joking. you actually killed a bird with a tennis ball. haha. thats hilarious. their bones are hollow you know. it's soft. i can't believe you. you're so evil .

raerae raeraeFounder ·

Yeah, i wanted to cry when jesse had to carry it away and bury it.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

they burried it too? thats taken things a wee bit to far, its dead let the vultures have some dinner!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yes..leave it on the beach next to everyones chairs and let the vultures have it..oh and while they're at it they can eat the small children too

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahah small children like you?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

i am not a small child..i can legally drive! doesn't that account for something, anything?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

it's so weird to me now that all the younger kids are getting older and getting their liscences.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

thats cause ura old man

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder · rocksupastar

seriously, my sister is getting her liscence in a few months. admit it man, thats weird!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · thefunkyfresh

it is right.. my sister is getting it too.. and now she's going to be driving .. thats so awkward. i can't take it.

magnum magnumOG 2001 · ilikebirds

and that fact she prolly is taller then your little self!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · magnum

hey shorty. you make no sense.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

Yeah, Matt... think how I feel... all of you "little kids" are like all grown up!

flyingfree1125 flyingfree1125OG 2001 · delliott101

what do u mean by little kids?

flyingfree1125 flyingfree1125OG 2001 · delliott101

what do u mean by little kids?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

it's so weird for me because like all you guys were always driving and i thought i never would so i stopped caring and now its our time to start driving and it freaks me out sometimes. i hate it.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

survival of the fittest! or fattest!

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