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thefunkyfresh May 14, 2002

at the beach last summer (some of you know about this already) i threw a tennis ball at a seagull, thinking that it would fly out of the way. i mean, when do you ever expect to hit a bird with any...

magnum magnumOG 2001

BWAHAHAHA you killed a seagull with a tennis ball! HAHA

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

i dont remember that whole thing being that funny..it was really kind of sad

magnum magnumOG 2001

ok i may be demented but it sounds pretty funny

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

he killed a bird! a living breathing creature (not trying to make matt feel bad here).

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crazygirlOG 2001

double post...sorry

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you have a real problem with these double posts. and i think you are the only one who does

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crazygirlOG 2001

i know!!! its always me! sorry :(

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nine9starOG 2001

no hun i do it, but i just write a really bizarre or useless comment to cover it up ;) ha ha

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crazygirlOG 2001

i always think about doing that, but i never do. i think im gonna start though... thanks!

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crazygirlOG 2001

lindsay..how many times as a stupid seagull taken your sandwitch and your food?? theres so many. I think its really funny too

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I know lots of people who eat my food at lunch. They're stupid, and there are so many of them. Maybe if someone would give me a tennis ball...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

sounds like an idea.... or you could just use a bowling ball.. that probably would get their attention better.. no.. guys i agree with lindsay.. its not funny that matt killed the seagull, but.. on the other hand its just funny that he found himself in that situation.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i felt so terrible! it was an accident

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i thought you were joking. you actually killed a bird with a tennis ball. haha. thats hilarious. their bones are hollow you know. it's soft. i can't believe you. you're so evil .

raerae raeraeFounder

Yeah, i wanted to cry when jesse had to carry it away and bury it.

magnum magnumOG 2001

they burried it too? thats taken things a wee bit to far, its dead let the vultures have some dinner!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yes..leave it on the beach next to everyones chairs and let the vultures have it..oh and while they're at it they can eat the small children too

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahah small children like you?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

i am not a small child..i can legally drive! doesn't that account for something, anything?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

it's so weird to me now that all the younger kids are getting older and getting their liscences.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

thats cause ura old man

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder rocksupastar

seriously, my sister is getting her liscence in a few months. admit it man, thats weird!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 thefunkyfresh

it is right.. my sister is getting it too.. and now she's going to be driving .. thats so awkward. i can't take it.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ilikebirds

and that fact she prolly is taller then your little self!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 magnum

hey shorty. you make no sense.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Yeah, Matt... think how I feel... all of you "little kids" are like all grown up!

what do u mean by little kids?

what do u mean by little kids?

malibu malibuOG 2001

it's so weird for me because like all you guys were always driving and i thought i never would so i stopped caring and now its our time to start driving and it freaks me out sometimes. i hate it.

magnum magnumOG 2001

survival of the fittest! or fattest!

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