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thefunkyfresh May 14, 2002

at the beach last summer (some of you know about this already) i threw a tennis ball at a seagull, thinking that it would fly out of the way. i mean, when do you ever expect to hit a bird with any...

magnum May 14, 2002

BWAHAHAHA you killed a seagull with a tennis ball! HAHA

thatdarngirl May 14, 2002

i dont remember that whole thing being that funny..it was really kind of sad

magnum May 14, 2002

ok i may be demented but it sounds pretty funny

thatdarngirl May 14, 2002

he killed a bird! a living breathing creature (not trying to make matt feel bad here).

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crazygirlOG 2001

lindsay..how many times as a stupid seagull taken your sandwitch and your food?? theres so many. I think its really funny too

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I know lots of people who eat my food at lunch. They're stupid, and there are so many of them. Maybe if someone would give me a tennis ball...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

sounds like an idea.... or you could just use a bowling ball.. that probably would get their attention better.. no.. guys i agree with lindsay.. its not funny that matt killed the seagull, but.. on the other hand its just funny that he found himself in that situation.

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