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thefunkyfresh May 14, 2002

at the beach last summer (some of you know about this already) i threw a tennis ball at a seagull, thinking that it would fly out of the way. i mean, when do you ever expect to hit a bird with any...

magnum May 14, 2002

BWAHAHAHA you killed a seagull with a tennis ball! HAHA

thatdarngirl May 14, 2002

i dont remember that whole thing being that funny..it was really kind of sad

magnum May 14, 2002

ok i may be demented but it sounds pretty funny

thatdarngirl May 14, 2002

he killed a bird! a living breathing creature (not trying to make matt feel bad here).

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i felt so terrible! it was an accident

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i thought you were joking. you actually killed a bird with a tennis ball. haha. thats hilarious. their bones are hollow you know. it's soft. i can't believe you. you're so evil .

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