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legs legsFounder ·

the poor thing probably would've been happier being eaten! im gonna have to sick the ASPCA on ya!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

hahaha... you shouldve just let the seagull eat it. that way they wouldve left me alone. why did there have to be a million little girls dropping potato chips ALL over the place all day attracting all the seagulls? you know they don't like me anyway

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

havent you had the aspca after you for killing them?

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

Yea, really...At least they didn't throw a tennis ball at the bird, and KILL IT!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

To make the birds go away yesterday I tried a different technique, less physically harmful to the birds but perhaps more emotionally/mentally harmful...yelling, screaming, and waving my arms around like the crazy person that I am.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

Scare tactics are fine...It's the physical things that aren't good...Like throwing rocks and tennis balls and actually trying to hit the birds.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

enuff out of you jen

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

whatchu gonna do about it?? Throw something at me, and try to kill me?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

that was cold jen. and unnecesary. and maybe i will!

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · thefunkyfresh

Real nice Matt. How could you be so mean?? I really love you :)

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rocksupastarFounder · jay79

good, so why dont you MARRY him then?!?!?!

legs legsFounder · rocksupastar

because amy bell already has dibs on him

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder · legs

for those of you that don't know, amy bell is a little 7 year old girl that is in love with me

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rocksupastarFounder · thefunkyfresh

and for those who dont know... amy ALSO kissed matt full on the mouth.. hahahahhahahahaha.... sooo great... aww matt.. sooo CUTE!

magnum magnumOG 2001 · rocksupastar

bwahahahahahaha

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · thefunkyfresh

Matt, I'm so hurt. How could you do this to me?? I thought our relationship was special

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