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magnum Jul 14, 2002

see now thats wrong with you nj folk, ny women would have just beat them up right there and not needed any help, just kiddin... or am i?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

they were really sweet boys though!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

sounds like flirting to me...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I don't flirt..I tried to scare them, it didn't work though

magnum magnumOG 2001

flirters!!!! Its all your fault, thoe boys were jsut walkin along and u just drew them in and made them talk to you!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

drew them in like a black widow into your awful jersey girl web of death!

jay79 jay79OG 2001

oh my..."awful Jersey girl"?? What's that all about?

magnum magnumOG 2001

ohhhhhhh are you gonan take that jen? lay the smack down on his cali booty!

jay79 jay79OG 2001

I will! I don't know if he wants to come to Jersey anymore. All these awful Jersey girls might be more than he can handle.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

I can handle it alright. Jersey girls are innocent compared to these cali girls. Once, a girl just grabbed me, squeezed me to herself and explained to me that she was fond of my, er, rear end. I had to pull a joseph like manuever to get out of her grip, almost leaving my shirt in here possesion.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ekulu

ok so when we goin to cali? just kiddin....

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder ekulu

well... see... it can be that way ANYwhere... ive never gotten stuff like that.. but some girls can be pretty forward when they want something...not my body or anythihng like that, usually its just my car... saturns are a real hot ticket when it comes to girls...

magnum magnumOG 2001 rocksupastar

wait so what happens when a girl has a saturn? cause i know some girl who has a saturn, should i want her now? or should another girl want her?

i guess man... i mean.. i really just meant that all girls want MY saturn.. cause its the best car EVER!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ekulu

that happened to me when i worked at mc-d's

malibu malibuOG 2001 ekulu

hahaha. "joseph like manuever". i always laugh when people talk about girls being like silient and reserved, moderate in behavior with stories like these.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 malibu

silient...good word. i forget whatit means though.

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