As i walked through the forest. Thoughts of fear and terror trembled me. But there he was. the prince of all piranha's. I dont know what he was doing in the forest. and i wasn't sure how he was able to breathe. but he did. And he went to attack me. saying " i want to eat your femur" . I said " NO i need my femur" he said " No give it to me " I said " yea say that a few more times and i might " He said " No time for sarcasm , i am the prince of all evil piranha's that breathe on land" I said " Yea and i'm billy bob bo thornton ,who recently has left angelina jolie" He said " No youre not billy bob is white and old you are asian.. and really he left her , i thought they loved each other " I said " hey it's those celebrity marriages they never work " He said " tell me about it " I said " Do you want to go and take a swim in the lake we can chat about it more " He said " SURE " , So i proceeded to take my clothes off and go skinny dipping with the piranha, little did i know that this was all a ploy for him to get me into the water with all his loyal piranha subjects. Slowly they began eating my femur. But half way through i pulled out my trusty Piranha Repeller gun and shot them all. They all swam away in fear. Here i am with half a femur.