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magnum Dec 10, 2003

ups guys are wussys, wearing jackets, 2 guys to a truck, breakfeast and lunch breaks... pansys...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

dude, UPS guys are diesel. i'm not diesel yet, but when i am--WATCH OUT! seriously tho, we get no breakfast and an unpaid lunch hour. the jackets are warm, thank goodness. and theres only two guys to a truck during the holiday season because the volume doubles. dork.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

yo w00pty doo the volume doubles, i dont need no 2nd guy, and you fruits always be running up to the doors like little girls! PLAYA PLEASE!

iwz iwz ·

haha, the fedex/ups rivalry is very strong with this post

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

that sounds so star wars...so who is on the dark side?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

we all know that Magnum is. what a constipated person! smells like sith...and YES i did spell that wrong, muahahha!

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

sith owns u son

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

and i own your mom

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

hey put the testosterone down boys, it's not a toy.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

whichever one breathes through an oxygen mask

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toxicgirlOG 2003 ·

Since I've been sick I sound like I breathe through an oxygen mask.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

awww, my poor froggy.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

i got love for my ups brothers i always give them the 1 finger wave, kiddin...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

funny you say that. whenever fedex trucks pass they beep and wave.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

most do, although some don't, guess they think they are special

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