"We just might as well give up. Our kids are so fat now they don't even try to pretend. 'Large kids' favorite pizza.' If you're a large kid, isn't every pizza your favorite pizza?"
"I love this one! 'Congratulations to Shannon & Chris. (Not pictured.)' Shannon and Chris must be so unattractive that they put some nice-looking people in the shot instead."
i actually think that is the real shannon,pre-marriage, with a stripper instead of poor ol' chris.