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esprit15d Dec 19, 2003

The reader in our bookstudy once read alright, but not that well, and whenever he would mispronounce a word, it would be something sexual, like castrate instead of castigate. We would die laughing.

beachbum Dec 19, 2003

haha that's like once when my dad was doing a part on the service meeting w/another elder and he was trying to say a husband has to work for his wife secularly but instead he said a husband has to ...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

it was the funniest when i was at stanhope meeting and instead of "innuendo" the reader said "in-your-endo"

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