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esprit15d Dec 19, 2003

The reader in our bookstudy once read alright, but not that well, and whenever he would mispronounce a word, it would be something sexual, like castrate instead of castigate. We would die laughing.

beachbum Dec 19, 2003

haha that's like once when my dad was doing a part on the service meeting w/another elder and he was trying to say a husband has to work for his wife secularly but instead he said a husband has to ...

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

I remember this young brother who shall remain nameless, during the meeting for field service, he was reading the text and instead of "propaganda" he said "pornographapaganda" it was hilarious

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

thats quite a mouthful, no porn intended. wait--D'OH!!!

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