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esprit15d Dec 19, 2003

The reader in our bookstudy once read alright, but not that well, and whenever he would mispronounce a word, it would be something sexual, like castrate instead of castigate. We would die laughing.

beachbum Dec 19, 2003

haha that's like once when my dad was doing a part on the service meeting w/another elder and he was trying to say a husband has to work for his wife secularly but instead he said a husband has to ...

malibu malibuOG 2001

one time a friend of mine meant to say "it's hard in school cuz we don't salute the flags" but instead of saying flags, he said fags and that was jut the most hysterical thing. but nobody in our hall laughed except for me and my sister in the front row. it was horrible

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