"I wish i could just KNOW what she was thinking." Yeah, that's never gonna happen. No one has yet been able to figure out or understand what the female race is ever thinking. Besides, you're supposed to just know, duh. But actually, I think "just chill" may work. Wait awhile, see if anything more happens...and if it doesn't decide on a course of action.
the female race doesnt even know what its thinking, so its pointless for us to bother to even attempt to figure it out!
Exactly. And in reference to the title, nothing is probably wrong with you though I cannot be completly sure at the time.