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guilderbellsuck Jan 13, 2004

> > > > Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife > > > > > > > > > > > > Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her > > > > head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's ...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Is it wrong to have found that really funny?

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Yes

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