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ilikebirds Jan 13, 2004

death means his victims' relatives will now never know what drove him to kill their loved ones." umm i'm gonna go with ' what is insanity ' alex thanks. THe pure satisfication and pleasure of...

skaorsk8 Jan 13, 2004

why are you here then?

ilikebirds Jan 13, 2004

to make the world nuder and get everyone to stop being serious

toxicgirl Jan 13, 2004

thai for president!

skaorsk8 Jan 14, 2004

if he gets elected can we get a day off for having a district convention? it should be called "Independece Day"

toxicgirl Jan 14, 2004

Maybe you should become his campaign manager and help him with his platform.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think i will. my first act will be get him some lifts for his shoes. no presidential candidate should be under 5'2

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Of course, he needs to be able to see over the podium. Thai, do you have to stand on a stool to give talks?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i bet he does a little dance instead of an introduction when giving talks. like a jig. for the little people.

tinser tinserOG 2002

because an existentialist has to do, what an existentialist has to do.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Do I get two points for that? After all, you did say the magic word twice.

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, sorry...one point a comment: but, you did just gain one point...making the magic score, toxicgirl: 4

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