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thefunkyfresh Aug 7, 2002

sugabluejennnie Aug 7, 2002

wow nice the no comment statement

skaorsk8 Aug 7, 2002

I am allergic to milk...I really have no idea what it tastes like.

goldmine Aug 7, 2002

im Lactose intolerant! of certain other races aswell

skaorsk8 Aug 7, 2002

screw you! I'm not lactose intolerant i am FREAKING ALLERGIC TO MILK! And my mom's not black!

thefunkyfresh Aug 7, 2002

screw milk... I'LL do your body good! (stole that one from jen's profile)

ilikebirds Aug 8, 2002

SCREW TWIZZLERS... i make mouths happy !

jay79 Aug 8, 2002

THAT'S MY NEW PROFILE!!!.... And its Screw Twizzlers, I'll make YOUR mouth happy (not directing that at you)

ilikebirds Aug 8, 2002

yea whatever , you want me. get in line at the end.. .it's over there around the corner.. make a turn at the light.. walk down four blocks..cross the bridge... make a left at the second light.. hop...

jay79 Aug 8, 2002

You're right Thai...I can no longer contain my feelings. Not only do I want Mike, but I want you too. It is such a relief to finally be able to tell you the truth.

ilikebirds Aug 8, 2002

yea well i'm taken. so no.

jay79 Aug 8, 2002

you are?? Who's the lucky lady (or guy)??

ilikebirds Aug 8, 2002

i can't say. it will cause a ruckus and trouble. and inconvenience us. plus.. i wouldn't be able to pimp around anymore.

jay79 Aug 8, 2002

or, you just don't want to say cause you're lying, and there is no one.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

whatever ...maybe while mike is beating the mess out of you i can just jump in and land a couple of roundhouse triple flip kicks into your neck.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

okay, sorry, I forgot my decoder ring today, so please...."I can just it..." What???

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i dont know what it is that you speak of.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

that's cute......

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i know i am but what are you.... blehhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm not sticky but rather quite elastic and bouncy and you are very sticky like that of a glue substance. so whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

jay79 jay79OG 2001

so then I'm cute

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea but you called yourself cute.. makes no sense.

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