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thefunkyfresh Aug 7, 2002

sugabluejennnie Aug 7, 2002

wow nice the no comment statement

skaorsk8 Aug 7, 2002

I am allergic to milk...I really have no idea what it tastes like.

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goldmineOG 2002 ·

im Lactose intolerant! of certain other races aswell

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

screw you! I'm not lactose intolerant i am FREAKING ALLERGIC TO MILK! And my mom's not black!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

my mom is black. so's my dad. what's that make me? chinese i guess

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

Yo Dan, settle down. Why you getting all excited? I thought we were all having fun here

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

screw milk... I'LL do your body good! (stole that one from jen's profile)

legs legsFounder ·

AHAHAHAHHA im laughing so hard!

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

Real nice Matt...I can't believe you just posted that. Besides, I've got a new one now :)

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

AHAHAHAH THATS SO FUNNY!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

SCREW TWIZZLERS... i make mouths happy !

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

THAT'S MY NEW PROFILE!!!.... And its Screw Twizzlers, I'll make YOUR mouth happy (not directing that at you)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yea whatever , you want me. get in line at the end.. .it's over there around the corner.. make a turn at the light.. walk down four blocks..cross the bridge... make a left at the second light.. hop in a cab.. gown down 6 more blocks.. walk the rest of the way... yup there..right there..

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

You're right Thai...I can no longer contain my feelings. Not only do I want Mike, but I want you too. It is such a relief to finally be able to tell you the truth.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yea well i'm taken. so no.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ·

you are?? Who's the lucky lady (or guy)??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · jay79

i can't say. it will cause a ruckus and trouble. and inconvenience us. plus.. i wouldn't be able to pimp around anymore.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · ilikebirds

or, you just don't want to say cause you're lying, and there is no one.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · jay79

whatever ...maybe while mike is beating the mess out of you i can just jump in and land a couple of roundhouse triple flip kicks into your neck.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · ilikebirds

okay, sorry, I forgot my decoder ring today, so please...."I can just it..." What???

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · jay79

i dont know what it is that you speak of.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · ilikebirds

that's cute......

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · jay79

i know i am but what are you.... blehhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm not sticky but rather quite elastic and bouncy and you are very sticky like that of a glue substance. so whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 · ilikebirds

so then I'm cute

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 · jay79

yea but you called yourself cute.. makes no sense.

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