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by valleyboy
· Aug 7, 2002 · 247 views · Journal

MMMMMM, a bowl of cereal was just what i wanted at the time. A balnced breakfast of delicious cheerios to start off my day. But before I poured the cereal i realized my tru desire. I just wanted milk. So i pulled the carton out of the frig, put it to my lips, leaned my head back and took a gulp. Then i nearly threw up. I had just drunk the most rancid, disgusting tasting milk ever! It had the flavor of decay and it was dry and stuck to the sides of my mouth. It was milk, chunky style! So after a trip to the bathroom,i realized from now on that I should smell the milk befoe drinking it, always.

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46 Comments

sugabluejennnie #1 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Umm yeah either do that or Ummmmm drink your milk before the expiration date

thefunkyfresh #2 thefunkyfreshFounder

UGHHHHH that's the WORST! i've done this before. it's traumatizing.

thefunkyfresh #3 thefunkyfreshFounder
sugabluejennnie #3.1 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

wow nice the no comment statement

sugabluejennnie #3.2 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

wow nice the no comment statement

skaorsk8 #3.2.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

I am allergic to milk...I really have no idea what it tastes like.

sugabluejennnie #3.2.1.1 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

awwww thats sad Let me tell you your not missing anything

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yes he is! milk is the best! especially chocolate milk

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Dont listen to that Noise Milk Is nasty its gross drinkin from a cow is not all that....

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah dude seriously like who would want to drink from a cow's...you know what...yeah...UDDER...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder informative

so what? 95 percent of the stuff we put in our mouths is utterly disgusting. ever eat a hot dog? ever eat at a chinese retaurant or a diner?? puhleeeez. much grosser than drinking milk which is the best evarrrr.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Whatever I will let you drink your Cow.... i will stay with my water the best stuff on earth

jay79 jay79OG 2001 sugabluejennnie

no way...Matt is right. Milk is so good. I have a glass of milk every day, and I love it!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 jay79

Milk is awesome... but I don't drink it every day anymore... but I DID get some chocolate malt Ovaltine... soooooo....

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder delliott101

i second that emotion!!!! Milk.. it does a body good!

G
#3.2.1.2 goldmineOG 2002

im Lactose intolerant! of certain other races aswell

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

screw you! I'm not lactose intolerant i am FREAKING ALLERGIC TO MILK! And my mom's not black!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

my mom is black. so's my dad. what's that make me? chinese i guess

jay79 jay79OG 2001

Yo Dan, settle down. Why you getting all excited? I thought we were all having fun here

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

screw milk... I'LL do your body good! (stole that one from jen's profile)

legs legsFounder

AHAHAHAHHA im laughing so hard!

jay79 jay79OG 2001

Real nice Matt...I can't believe you just posted that. Besides, I've got a new one now :)

magnum magnumOG 2001

AHAHAHAH THATS SO FUNNY!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

SCREW TWIZZLERS... i make mouths happy !

jay79 jay79OG 2001

THAT'S MY NEW PROFILE!!!.... And its Screw Twizzlers, I'll make YOUR mouth happy (not directing that at you)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea whatever , you want me. get in line at the end.. .it's over there around the corner.. make a turn at the light.. walk down four blocks..cross the bridge... make a left at the second light.. hop in a cab.. gown down 6 more blocks.. walk the rest of the way... yup there..right there..

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ilikebirds

You're right Thai...I can no longer contain my feelings. Not only do I want Mike, but I want you too. It is such a relief to finally be able to tell you the truth.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 jay79

yea well i'm taken. so no.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ilikebirds

you are?? Who's the lucky lady (or guy)??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 jay79

i can't say. it will cause a ruckus and trouble. and inconvenience us. plus.. i wouldn't be able to pimp around anymore.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ilikebirds

or, you just don't want to say cause you're lying, and there is no one.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 jay79

whatever ...maybe while mike is beating the mess out of you i can just jump in and land a couple of roundhouse triple flip kicks into your neck.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ilikebirds

okay, sorry, I forgot my decoder ring today, so please...."I can just it..." What???

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 jay79

i dont know what it is that you speak of.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ilikebirds

that's cute......

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 jay79

i know i am but what are you.... blehhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm not sticky but rather quite elastic and bouncy and you are very sticky like that of a glue substance. so whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

jay79 jay79OG 2001 ilikebirds

so then I'm cute

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 jay79

yea but you called yourself cute.. makes no sense.

reaf #4 reafOG 2002

haha thats so growse, drinking milk in general is growse,, GROWSE, CHUNKY MILK, eeh,, growse

magnum #4.1 magnumOG 2001

GROSS! GROSS OKE? GET IT RIGHT!!!!

reaf #4.1.1 reafOG 2002

Does it matter, you get the point, and point being it's nasty,, GROWSE,

iwz #4.1.1.1 iwz

haha, the punctuation you use is also funny. it's like the . on your keyboard doesn't work or something :P

magnum magnumOG 2001

she is a mental case :/

reaf reafOG 2002

HAHAH... So

legs #5 legsFounder

chunky milk...definately not one of the better dairy products...

sugabluejennnie #6 sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Milk is just nasty It taste bad.. and its just nasty Nuff Said

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