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jay79 Aug 8, 2002

You can "milk" chicken??

rocksupastar Aug 8, 2002

well.. you can milk a cat, why not a chicken?

skaorsk8 Aug 8, 2002

Yeah. You can really milk anything with nipples.

goldmine Aug 8, 2002

I have Nipples Dan can you milk me?

rocksupastar Aug 8, 2002

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

relax, it's a quote from MEET THE PARENTS. i think a few people didnt get that

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahaha... doesnt matter, im stumbled anyways!!!

magnum magnumOG 2001

that movie was awesome

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i wouldn't describe it as awesome... i mean funny.. here and there.. but awesome ? no way... dumb and dumber was awesome.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

true, dumb and dumber is the standard by which all comedies seek to live up to, but i think meet the parents was an awesome movie. ben stiller is hilarious

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

What are you guys movies and Mel gibson critics goodness..

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

because i can be whatever i want to be.. and now .. i'm going to be the guy that tells you to shut up.
hahaha that may have sounded mean.. but i'm dying up laughing here.. hahaha.. it was a joke people.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002

Whatever... i think you need some anger management classes

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

aww come on.. while i take them you can take joke classes. and when we both get out..we'll get along just fine.

I dont need joke classes i laugh at what is funny and you sir are not funny

Much Love :-P

magnum magnumOG 2001

its just cause when u see him in person you will laugh at him, online is the only place he can seem tough and mean :P

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 magnum

i know kung fu

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ilikebirds

for the LAST time keanu you do NOT know kung fu! hahahahhahahahaha still cracks me up

but i'm not keanu.

No not even online he seems tough and mean... like a lil baby lion wanting to be like his dad..

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

goldmember was hilarious too. i coudln't stop laughing.. i just couldn't.

reaf reafOG 2002

finally someone doesnt think that movie was as funny as everyone made it,, DUMB and DUMBER is definatly a awesome movie,, i once watched it 2 weeks straight everyday!!, and everytime laughed..i love that movie

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