Fowl
by I like chicken. You can cook it so many ways. You can boil it. You can fry it. You can BBQ it. You can milk it. You can put beer on it. but best of all you can EAT it.
baby girl .. i would trade it all... to have you on my team.
trade it all
rock on
rock on
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You can "milk" chicken??
well.. you can milk a cat, why not a chicken?
Yeah. You can really milk anything with nipples.
yea, you can, but you DON'T.
I have Nipples Dan can you milk me?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
relax, it's a quote from MEET THE PARENTS. i think a few people didnt get that
hahaha... doesnt matter, im stumbled anyways!!!
that movie was awesome
i wouldn't describe it as awesome... i mean funny.. here and there.. but awesome ? no way... dumb and dumber was awesome.
true, dumb and dumber is the standard by which all comedies seek to live up to, but i think meet the parents was an awesome movie. ben stiller is hilarious
What are you guys movies and Mel gibson critics goodness..
because i can be whatever i want to be.. and now .. i'm going to be the guy that tells you to shut up.
hahaha that may have sounded mean.. but i'm dying up laughing here.. hahaha.. it was a joke people.
Whatever... i think you need some anger management classes
aww come on.. while i take them you can take joke classes. and when we both get out..we'll get along just fine.
I dont need joke classes i laugh at what is funny and you sir are not funny
Much Love :-P
its just cause when u see him in person you will laugh at him, online is the only place he can seem tough and mean :P
i know kung fu
for the LAST time keanu you do NOT know kung fu! hahahahhahahahaha still cracks me up
but i'm not keanu.
No not even online he seems tough and mean... like a lil baby lion wanting to be like his dad..
goldmember was hilarious too. i coudln't stop laughing.. i just couldn't.
finally someone doesnt think that movie was as funny as everyone made it,, DUMB and DUMBER is definatly a awesome movie,, i once watched it 2 weeks straight everyday!!, and everytime laughed..i love that movie
you milk cats?? You're a sicko
no my self involved friend, i said, "you CAN milk cats", no where in that statement did i say that IIII milk cats, just that it has been said that it is possible.
Here we go with that self-involved thing again...Don't you remember where that got you yesterday, hmmm?? If you want me to start again, I will...and there are a lot more people on today to join in the making fun of you.
listen bubble butt, im am not scared of you or your TREND following followers on this website. If you ALL wanna be losers and make fun of me.. go for it.. its just because you are jealous of my incredible looks and stupendous personality and GREAT sense of humor!
wow...you have NO room to talk about ANYBODY's butt, ghetto booty, especially with yours rapidly increasing in size. And making fun of you has nothing to do with a "trend"..it's just fun. And I'm hoping you'll cry.
listen.... i COULD be the male form of JLO... dont hate on me, and no.. you will NEVER make me cry, unless you force me to look at ur picture for more then 5 min...
ohhh, good one (only it wasn't AT ALL)...Go work on your material, and then get back to me when you have some real cutting comebacks.
Yeah, Mike, leave it to the professionals...
hmm if i was katie i dont know what to think... 1) all this sexual tension between mike and jen.. might not be good.. because one day they would act on it 2) jen and mike are going to fight to the death...
and well if i was katie.. i'd like to see of them fight to the death
I choose 2...and, If you were Katie you'd like to see us fight?? Even not being Katie, I think you'd choose that one.
yea i'd like the both of you to go all out. i love fights. fights rock. especially when it's guy girl fights.. girl girl fights are even better. but guy girl fights rock...
i wouldnt wanna fight you to the death... ur too cool to cool to kill, REALLY! and i dont know about the sexual tension, i mean i know jen likes my butt and all, but i dunno about the rest of that statement
Yea...your butt is about the extent of my infatuation with you :)
Wow, Mike, you seem more modest and humble in person.... ;-)
how can you claim to "like birds" (in the non-eating sense) and then go eat them?
whoever said that " I like birds" is is not not in the eating sense. I eat what i like. If i like you.. i'll eat you.
I HATE CHICKEN SOOOOOOOOO MUCH
oh whip deee dooo... i hate you...
and you call yourself black!? what is wrong with you?
ha ha ha...i "call" myself black?
I dont hate Chicken but I would never take it over a good steak, awwwww sooo good
anyone seen the new burger king commercial for the chicken whopper when they all start squabbling during like the operea and stuff. cracks me up.
no, but it sounds dumb... phhhhht
don't try and sound so indignant. you like dumb stuff.
ouch, are you calling katie dumb?
no, i think she said YOU like dumb stuff.
uh yea, and i like katie, comprende?
and Katie is considered STUFF ? You call katie stuff??? who considers their girlfriend STUFF ? what kina man are you.. women are precious wonderful creations of God. and need to be treated so.. not just stuff.
hahaha... sooo funny.. yet you say you are goign to chain YOUR wife to the oven during the day and the bed at night?
yea , she can be a beautiful creation of God chained to the oven.. there's nothing wrong with that.
hahaha.. dude you are SOO funny!