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jay79 Aug 8, 2002

You can "milk" chicken??

rocksupastar Aug 8, 2002

well.. you can milk a cat, why not a chicken?

skaorsk8 Aug 8, 2002

Yeah. You can really milk anything with nipples.

goldmine Aug 8, 2002

I have Nipples Dan can you milk me?

rocksupastar Aug 8, 2002

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

thefunkyfresh Aug 8, 2002

relax, it's a quote from MEET THE PARENTS. i think a few people didnt get that

rocksupastar Aug 8, 2002

hahaha... doesnt matter, im stumbled anyways!!!

magnum Aug 8, 2002

that movie was awesome

ilikebirds Aug 8, 2002

i wouldn't describe it as awesome... i mean funny.. here and there.. but awesome ? no way... dumb and dumber was awesome.

thefunkyfresh Aug 8, 2002

true, dumb and dumber is the standard by which all comedies seek to live up to, but i think meet the parents was an awesome movie. ben stiller is hilarious

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

goldmember was hilarious too. i coudln't stop laughing.. i just couldn't.

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