You can "milk" chicken??

well.. you can milk a cat, why not a chicken?

Yeah. You can really milk anything with nipples.

I have Nipples Dan can you milk me?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

relax, it's a quote from MEET THE PARENTS. i think a few people didnt get that

hahaha... doesnt matter, im stumbled anyways!!!

that movie was awesome

i wouldn't describe it as awesome... i mean funny.. here and there.. but awesome ? no way... dumb and dumber was awesome.

true, dumb and dumber is the standard by which all comedies seek to live up to, but i think meet the parents was an awesome movie. ben stiller is hilarious

What are you guys movies and Mel gibson critics goodness..

because i can be whatever i want to be.. and now .. i'm going to be the guy that tells you to shut up. hahaha that may have sounded mean.. but i'm dying up laughing here.. hahaha.. it was a jok...

Whatever... i think you need some anger management classes

its just cause when u see him in person you will laugh at him, online is the only place he can seem tough and mean :P