Oh man..that IS a good story. We had this lady substitute and her name was Miss Horsey. So one time in Math class this kid just walked right up to her, like to ask to go to the bathroom, and just neighed in her face.

She later was fired as a sub because when there was a fire she went through the halls screaming "this is the real thing..get out get out!" when we weren't supposed to know that so we'd keep calm.