After a surf session my friend and i were walking about town to get smoothies. Well it got too packed so i waited for her outside & was enjoying my smoothie. Anyway this guy comes running up to me and i'm just looking at him likes he's a freak and then he asks "do you hear that" annoyed i say "What??" and he said "your body's calling for me" I just gave him this blank look and walked away
HAHAHA! thats it.. i'm yoinking this line... SO using this from now on!
LOL let me know how it goes! I was seriously cracking up!
i may not be fred flinstone , but i'll make your bedrock... yes yes just put your number right here on my booty
i'm not sure if this needs moderating or not. and if i were to moderate it i don't know how i'd go about doing it...so i'll just leave it alone.
wow, that's SUCH an R. Kelly line . . .
yeah it is and it was hilarious. its all in delivery
i don't know how many people know this (i hope very few), but my official user name is a derivative of an R. Kelly lyric i turned into a pickup line a while ago . . .
this one time a girl asked if i would get her a smoothie and i said, "i'm right here"