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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yo i love to eat. so i appreciate a woman who loves to eat. no need for a diet. that sucks. why take away stuff you enjoy? just work hard so you can enjoy it. so i appreciate a chick stuffing her face.. just getting it all dirtyyyyyyy

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

me too. i like to see a girl who can get her face dirty. i saw a little girl wreck a burger that was FAR to big for her mouth. i was like, "bless your soul, little lady"

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

my girlfriends and i jsut go to work on our food when we're out. We don't care if the guys are around. We're out we're having fun, we're human...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

right on...i hate going out to diner & seeing a chick order a meal that consists of like a pepermint leaf, powdered sugar and a blueberry....pig out!..it's sexy!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

word. just order a big fat steak and get that A1 sauce all in yoru eye and ear and who cares... just eat. eating is goooooooooooooooood

tinser tinserOG 2002

see, i hate when guys say this....cause they don't mean it. Most guys don't like fat girls...and a lot of girls have to diet or exercise to stay thin or even average (fortunately, i'm not speaking from experiance)...so, even though guys say they want girls to eat normal, they probably don't, because that would mean the girl would weigh more. Ugh...its late, and that sort of rambled a bit...but maybe that expressed my thought

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dgiaimoOG 2003 informative

And girls like fat guys? Honestly it goes both ways: neither sex is attracted to overweight people. That said, I think girls take their obsession with weight way too far.

tinser tinserOG 2002

good point...and i agree that a lot of girls are weight obsessed, but...although it sounds cliche, i think thats societies fault

p.s. existentialism

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

one more point for me!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

You cheat!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

wow, you are clever

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

clever enough for courtney to honor my point?

tinser tinserOG 2002

sorry, cheaters never prosper

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toxicgirlOG 2003

this may be the first time i've ever seen this phrase applied in real life

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, that was a good try

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

well, a girl doesn't like a skinny guy... a not so skinny guy is like a big teddy bear and girls LOVE that... but most guys don't even wanna go NEAR a not so skinny girl...

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yes i was talking about this on sunday night. how many times do you see a hot girl with a big guy? a lot right?? and people always say oh he has money or whatever, but usually it's cus he's this big sweet lovable hugable stinkermuffin.

tinser tinserOG 2002

hmm, i like skinny guys more then bigger guys...my friends say the guys i like are too thin...but i think the guys they like are fat...different perceptions i guess

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I enjoy the skinny fellas.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

My best guy friend and I were talking about skinny girls v. curvy girls and which guys prefer, etc and he told me "only a dog likes a bone" i thought that was pretty clever!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

and 100% true

tinser tinserOG 2002 informative

hm, i disagree, and i disagree with the statement that girls like bigger guys....i don't...i like the thin ones! I think that certain people are attracted to curvy/muscular/bigger people...and then others are attracted to thin/toned people. It's just what people like, but i don't think there is a majority of people that go one way or the other...its just personal opinion.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

AMEN...different strokes..for..different folks....I think though, that, everybody who thinks they have a "preference", there's always gonna be somebody out there, that's out side of what they think their preference is, that they would end up being attracted to, like an exception to the rule...Like, I never thought that I was attracted to girls of indian decent - not a prejudice, just, i never saw one that i found myself attracted to..then..this BEAUTIFUL indian girl started going to my higschool..dude, O MY GOD, talk about gorgeous...so..my point is..nothing's absolute

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

it's funny how we go over and over and over this. "different strokes." "we're all different." etc. i guess we forget and need to remind ourselves and each other on a regular basis.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah..I have a friend though who doesn't get this concept....he thinks his opinion, since it's the only one he can feel, is the only one that should exist - & everybody else has something wrong w/them..lol...it's pretty annoying

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ophelia

THAT is one of the BAD existentialists. selfish people who think the world ceases to exist when they close their eyes.

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Speaking for myself, I don't think skinny girls are that attractive. I'd much rather look at a girl who's ten pounds overweight than 10 pounds underweight.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i do mean it. i love a chick who eats.. but if you look back at my comment.. i said.. why not work hard to enjoy it.
like stuff your face get hot sauce all in your eye.. but then dont go roll around in bed and sleep. you dont even have to exercise or anything. just use my 12 step program..
1. EAT EVERYTHING
2. DRINK WHATEVER YOU WANT
3. DANCE TIL 4am BURNING CALORIES
4. ???
5. ???
6. ???
7. ???
8. ???
9. ???
10. ???
11. ???
12. PROFIT!!!

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toxicgirlOG 2003

is blinding girls with hot sauce a dating technique of yours? do all of your ex girlfriends wear an eye patch?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

chicks dig hot sauce. i find eye patches sexy.. as long as there's a real eye under the patch.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hey, it's like an angry pirate!!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i dont knwo this story. and i am sad

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

HAHAHA, why is this even MENTIONED! hahahaha i wanna search ezabel and see how manytimes it has been posted.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

shivver meeee timbers!

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