things i like birds would most likely put on a scavenger hunt list:

1. Find a hott, skimpy clothed female who's only attracted to asians, bring her to me

2. Ask if she has any hott friends..And bring them to me too

3. Ask if she has a picture of her mother on her..If she does, and the mother is hot, bring her to me...too

4. A 10 year subscription to Maxim

5. A godzilla costume...

6. Go wendy's hoping until you find a hot wendy's employee...Somehow convincer her to strip & cover herself in honey mustard sauce...And, YOU GUESSED IT!..Bring her to me