When Fact Gets As Crazy As Fiction
by So..I'm sure just about everybody's aware of the scavenger hunt that went down las weekend...It's definately something that'll happen again, a ton of fun was had by everybody - GREAT idea..For those who weren't there..Here's a lil overview the night -
We meet @ Toys R Us - We're all handed a list of really obscure items to get, and the rules are #1, you can't go home, or buy anything to attain the items..#2, you must be back @ Toys R Us in 1 1/2 hours...So we split into like 4 car groups, & we're on our way...
Fealt like i was on road rules or something, it was awesome....
But..
Here's one of the biggest highlights..
My car group, which consisted of Schiano, mightymouse(tina) & the rockstar boyfriend, adam pepitone, go into Office Max, trying to get a xerox of our hand, one of the hardest things on the list to get..I go up to the first employee I see, & I'm like "D'you think we can take a copy machine out of a box & do a demo?"..& he's like "DUDE, you just wan't a #@$ing copy, don't you?..Why don't you just say it..."..then, outa nowhere he's like "So, who's running the scavenger hunt?"..& we're like "WHAA!!?!..how the heck d'you figure that out?..Did another group come in here lookin for a xerox?"..He's like "No...D'you remember hearing about a scavenger hunt that went down back in the 80's, where things like cop cars were stolen?...I was the man behind all'a that..."...WHAT ARE THE FREAKIN ODDS?!?!?!...This is seriously like something out of a movie..& even if we saw it in a movie, we'd be like "that wouldn't happen in real life"....So, he takes tina in the back, gets her the copy of her hand, and also provides us w/an arcade token...haha, he looked @ the list, & said that whoever created it was an amature...lol..apparently, REAL scavenger hunts include federal property getting stolen
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hhahahaaha. duh!!! i love how he calls you guys ammatures because it doesn't involve stealing.
next time i have to be there.. BUT... i want to make up the list..!!!
the next list should involve, not only THINGS..but..things to get random people to do..& each team will have a video camera to document stuff...
we've done that before...we'll do it like that next time...i got some killer ideas
the hard part of this is that people actually have to COMMITT to showing up, and not cancelling at the last minute...
and you gotta try to keep it to a set number of people
yeah, the car groups should all be the same size..haha..nobody wanted to go w/mocereno...he only had 3 people...everybody should have like 4 in their car group..or 5
yeah also apprently ever car group wanted at least one girl, there clearly weren't enough females involved in this whole "project"
Yeah..when Bryan told me about this I said you should totally do it the Real World/Road Rules challenge way. They had to get people to do things for them and take pictures of it, like get strangers to bury them in the sand up to their necks..get the guys to dress up as woman and give out autographs.
1 videotape a girl kicking you in the juevos
2 get your collar stained with lipstick
are must haves on the list
things i like birds would most likely put on a scavenger hunt list:
1. Find a hott, skimpy clothed female who's only attracted to asians, bring her to me
2. Ask if she has any hott friends..And bring them to me too
3. Ask if she has a picture of her mother on her..If she does, and the mother is hot, bring her to me...too
4. A 10 year subscription to Maxim
5. A godzilla costume...
6. Go wendy's hoping until you find a hot wendy's employee...Somehow convincer her to strip & cover herself in honey mustard sauce...And, YOU GUESSED IT!..Bring her to me
also...find a gorilla suit. put it on me. go bowling. ENJOY GOOD TIMES.
also. find some margaritas. with some hot sauce. ALLLLL OVER MY BODYYY
or have a Polaroid Camera to verify stuff being done... just an idea
Yeah..that was definetly along the lines I was thinking.
yo stealing federal property im there, that is if we give it back or write them a iou or something
that whole "JAIL" part is a major deterrent, lol
so weird, just the other day someone was telling me they did this years ago. what are the chances.
it was probably someone who was creative and enjoyed good times
yeah i so would love to come to - I hope I'm not inviting myself, but it sounds so rad. I love stuff like that.
hey violetbodygaurd, ya wanna come to the next scavenger hunt?..(ok,you've been invited!)
hey go ahead and invite everyone, drummond...haha
invite me while you're at it
yea and invite me with ADVANCED warning this time k? thanks
I was invited after the whole thing was over...
Dan: "man, you should have come, you missed out"
Me: "I wasn't invited, you never told me about it"
Dan: "oh"
That's kinda how it went.
i received a phone call friday night "o yea we're doing a savenger hunt tomorow- wanna come?" so yea, i already had plans
you were babysiting!...that's more of an obligation, than plans...& u shoulda just brought the kids to the scavenger hunt - they definately coulda been used as an asset
LOL on the next list we should put "one child" lol
yeah but the authorities tend to wanna get involved when it comes to the kidnapings....I mean, otherwise i'd be all for it
yeah, i dunno how she got hired....she takes the kids clubin & stuff, it's crazy..they're the only 4 year olds on their block that konw what crystal meth is...last time she babby sitted, the parents came home & their kids had alchohol on their breath..but they just WON'T fire her...i don't get it
dude you live 5 hours away. at least. i told brian, to see if we would come, and he was like ....this is a direct quote ... "no"
thanks - let me know when it is... let me know if I can help make questions or something - cool im excited.
LOL! that sounds awesome! glad you guys had fun :)
it was def good times.
haha, dude, that was a crazy, I couldnt believe all the get away driving i got to do, it was MUCH fun, and i got the go ahead to drive crazy, shhh dont tell kt, it was in her car.
umm, lol..too late....she found out last night..YOU TOLD HER..lol, remember?..eatin tacos...the scavenger hunt came up...you spilled your own beans
haha..spilled your own beans...tacos....isn't it ironic
hmmm i dont like tacos with beans in them. i like them with meat in them
Viva La Bam's scavenger hunt was the best episode ever.
hilarious.
I love scavenger hunts. I went to a good one a while back.
I've been thinking of throwing my own.