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yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

and while you're explain what a sith is... try telling me who Lando Calirissian is...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

lando calrissian is BILLY DEE WILLIAMS. the best black actor to come out of the 80s. before denzel washington came on the scene, he was the man. now, he's had to retire to focus on managing cloud city. so the empire leaves him alone.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

so he was an actor in star wars?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

wow mel you need to watch the tapes

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

i don't really want to.. i'd rather u just explain it

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toxicgirlOG 2003

she wants the star wars cliff notes

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

indeedo

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Lando lived on Bespin in a cloud city where he was a big shot because of gas mining. He sold Han Solo and Leia out to the Empire to save his own business. This didn't turn out so well for him and he ended up feeling Bespin with Leia after Han got captured by the Empire and carbon frozen. That was all in The Empire Strikes Back. In Return of the Jedi he helps Leia get Han back by being a spy in Jaaba's palace. He then joins the Rebellion and pilots the Millenium Falcon (which he owned before he lost it to Han Solo in a Saabac game) and shoots one of the proton torpedos that destroys the second Death Star.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

melody, you are SO uncultured!

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

:( ::tear::

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

don't cry. GET CULTURE.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

Are you tired of getting made fun of because of your lack of trivial knowledge?...Do you consider Jeopardy to be the worst show on T.V., SIMPLY because you're angered at your inability to correctly answer any of the questions, or even comprehend what the questions are refering to?

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yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

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perrin perrinOG 2004

It works really well I can attest to that. How do you think I became the geek I am today. I am a major success story. I have only trivial knowledge left no intellectual knowledge left.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Bryan's eZabel advertising gimmicks are the best. However, I am not purchasing this product until I recieve they copy of "eZabel gone wild" that I ordered long ago.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

patience is a virtue!...hold tight, it's on it's way...in the mean time, go do some jumping jacks or something to keep yourself occupied

perrin perrinOG 2004

How about you just hold your beathe until you recieve it.

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