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perrin Feb 8, 2004

How about you want fries with that. I've tried it over and over at McDonalds but it hasn't worked yet

modestjesse Feb 8, 2004

Fries is the wrong line. Offer a milkshake. Works every time...

thatdarngirl Feb 8, 2004

I think there are some dirty undertones in that statement of yours.

modestjesse Feb 8, 2004

Um..no, but thanks for putting that thought in my head now.

thatdarngirl Feb 8, 2004

I don't see how you could not have thought of that, why pick a milkshake then? Actually..don't answer. We're gonna end this here.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i could teach you, but i'd have to charge.

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