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malibu Feb 12, 2004

12. True friendship is not letting your boy touch anything over 160 when he's drunk. i want an explanation for this one.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

haha 160 pounds?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i'm thinkin 160 proof but 160 lbs. could probably make more sense....WOWWWWWWWWWWWW

kick her in the shins and then...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

well dan i'll tell you this story this weekend, but yes it is lbs. i speak of....

beachbum beachbumOG 2002 ·

that is definitely one of the best lines i heard all year

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

hah i thought that first, but pounds seemed more appropriate

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