crazy but i agree 100% w/ everything you said. well, except about the dan hill movie. i wonder who gets to play "the hugger"
ewwwww i have just become extremely grossed out.
hey if this is biographical then it can't only be the good stuff. you want to give the audience a true picture of your life. besides-it wouldn't be YOU, it would be keanu. although you may experience unpleasant flashbacks during the viewing.
if keanu does play me, i want at least $2 million.
you should get 2 mil even if he doesn't...you're the entire basis for the movie, don't settle for less
you can be my manager. go ahead.
okay, but can i get 25%?
hmmmm. no. not really. so maybe you're not the person for this job.
i'll give you free 2 fat 4 spandex tickets if you let me be your manager and i get 24.9%
just remember...if i'm not on your side...i'm against you....looks like you won't be seeing any money for this flick my friend
oh, and i'll give you a day to reconsider
listen, just because your offer is higher than the competition does not mean you can bully me into accepting it. i'll give you one oreo for the deal, and no percentages. and you'll thank me for giving you the opporunity.
first, i'm the best in the bussiness...so don't try to cheat me
second, i HATE oreos...so make it a cookie i like
third, we can forget about the percentages, only because i'm easily won through my stomach
Hmm. ok no oreos. Still, i'm waiting on a better offer. Julia??
is there going to be a scene with bryan grinding?
Well, it being a DOCMENTARY, it's based on TRUTH...So...That being the case, the infamous "grindage scene" will of course, feature, dan, in a drunken stuper, grinding me in front of a crowd of disgusted onlookers....Another dan fact revealed in the movie, is that he is addicted to soap operas...And cheats on his taxes