crazy but i agree 100% w/ everything you said. well, except about the dan hill movie. i wonder who gets to play "the hugger"

ewwwww i have just become extremely grossed out.

hey if this is biographical then it can't only be the good stuff. you want to give the audience a true picture of your life. besides-it wouldn't be YOU, it would be keanu. although you may experien...

if keanu does play me, i want at least $2 million.

you should get 2 mil even if he doesn't...you're the entire basis for the movie, don't settle for less

you can be my manager. go ahead.

okay, but can i get 25%?

hmmmm. no. not really. so maybe you're not the person for this job.