crazy but i agree 100% w/ everything you said. well, except about the dan hill movie. i wonder who gets to play "the hugger"

ewwwww i have just become extremely grossed out.

hey if this is biographical then it can't only be the good stuff. you want to give the audience a true picture of your life. besides-it wouldn't be YOU, it would be keanu. although you may experien...

if keanu does play me, i want at least $2 million.

you should get 2 mil even if he doesn't...you're the entire basis for the movie, don't settle for less

you can be my manager. go ahead.

okay, but can i get 25%?

hmmmm. no. not really. so maybe you're not the person for this job.

just remember...if i'm not on your side...i'm against you....looks like you won't be seeing any money for this flick my friend oh, and i'll give you a day to reconsider

listen, just because your offer is higher than the competition does not mean you can bully me into accepting it. i'll give you one oreo for the deal, and no percentages. and you'll thank me for giv...

first, i'm the best in the bussiness...so don't try to cheat me second, i HATE oreos...so make it a cookie i like third, we can forget about the percentages, only because i'm easily won throu...