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cerbrato Sep 5, 2002

ITs kind of funny you say that because the other day I blew by a cop doing 130 in my GTI and he didnt do nothing that little girl!

raerae raeraeFounder

GTI and 130 mph should never be said in the same sentence. Especially when referring to your rust bucket.

JUST KIDDING!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

ooooh, ur gonna get beat for that one!

cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002

Rachel you hurt me with your stinging words. sniffle

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

ahahaha... too funny. yeah dan, are you sure this wasnt your dream?

cerbrato cerbratoOG 2002

I swear i'm not dreaming i'm telling you it can do 130! It can go up to your vovlo pull down its pants and spank it like a little baby!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i could beat you any day of the week!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

my truck will decimate all. i go 0-60 in like 2 minutes.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I once had a nissan ferret, it went 0 to 60 in about 1 hour, but only had a top speed of 42. Odd Contraption, I don't know why I bought it.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, 0-61 in an hour, yet a top speed of only 42, lol. maybe you're talking about if you drove it off of a cliff?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

he does have the black bandit...turbo style!

seit2see seit2seeOG 2002

holy crap dan that was hilarious, im almost crying its so funny, ohhh man oh man

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