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thefunkyfresh Sep 5, 2002

dude, haven't you ever seen people snowboard on like the X games, or in movies?

ekulu Sep 5, 2002

X who???? no, everytime i wanna watch the x games, my mom wants to watch something like lifetime. and women who are saving their babies from psycho husbands rarely have time to snowboard

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Yes, there are times I'm glad I'm no longer married.... no more Lifetime TV!!!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

not ALL women like lifetime! it makes me mad cuz it gets girls all riled up into men hating mode...which brings me to something, why in all lifetime movies does the man beat the woman?! it confuses the mess out of me!

magnum magnumOG 2001

yeah it makes all men evil on that channel, and chicks always wind up killing a dude. Violent i say!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

actually, there are a few movies where the wife beats the husband, and he has to run away and save the kids

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

they're trying to appeal to the feminine individual. they target both feminine women and feminine men

malibu malibuOG 2001

yeah but if you were a feminine man, wouldn't you be running away from your "life partner"?

raerae raeraeFounder

makes me think of: drowning mona... "i don't wanna hurt somebody phil, I wanna hurt YOU!" WHACK with a frying pan

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

dude! i love lifetime movies! alota them are SUPER good! some are really scary like "hush little baby" (something like that) SO STINKIN SCARY!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

well, you also ATE me... inwhich... that is why.... :)

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i'd now like to bring you attention to the point that....taht made ABSOLUTELY ZERO sense. thankyou.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

thanks for the plug. come one, come all, listen to Absolute Zero. Not to gloat, but whether we deserve it or not, we got nominated for "Asbury Park--Top Rock Band of 2002" along with 75 Five Summers! Check it out

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

heythat's awesome...congratulations!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

wow that's really cool!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

LOL! that was really funny, i totally didnt realize that.

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