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deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

there's no way anyone could a lightsaber staff (like darth maul's) without cutting their own legs off or torso clean in half.

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dgiaimoOG 2003 ·

Sure they could. You don't see people smacking themselves with bos all the time do you?

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

That's actually what I was thinking but you beat me to it. lol

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

anytime I've ever seen someone in a movie use a long staff to fight, they have:

1) handled the entire length of it.

2) used parts of their body against the bow for leverage.

Comparing a dual ended light-saber(ala darth maul) to a long staff is stupid. a better analogy would be a long, razor sharp, double-bladed sword with the handle in the middle. And even then you can hit yourself (with the broad side of the blade) and not hurt yourself.

I've never seen anyone handle such a weapon.

perrin perrinOG 2004 stupid ·

Dude it's science fiction so it doesn't matter what you've seen in real life it's a fantasy world.

iwz iwz ·

no dude, star wars is real man. *slap*

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Blasphemy! Just because it's in a galaxy far far away does not mean that it isn't real!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

yeah, PERRIN, just becasuse you close your eyes, doesn't mean galaxies far far away cease to exist! freakin' existentialists.

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

lol man you guys need help I thought I was bad. :-P

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

ohhhh, i'm pulling my light saber on you for that one

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

Wow my first mod. I'm so proud. To bad it's marked stupid. lol

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Well you saw Darth Maul handle one silly.

iwz iwz ·

well, that's why only those skilled in the force use lightsabers.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to own a lightsaber, unless you can use it sucessfully blind folded

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

That would makie for an interesting test to see if you should own one.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ·

or while being tickled

perrin perrinOG 2004 ·

That's even better. lol.

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