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ophelia Mar 1, 2004

don't get 3 alarm clocks when you get out of college, just get 3 husbands...train them to wake you up @ a certain time, and, i mean, one of them is bound to come through each morning...i think this...

tinser Mar 1, 2004

hmm, i don't know if i'd be able to find a bed big enough

forrestina Mar 2, 2004

give them each their own bed like the 3 bears

rocksupastar Mar 2, 2004

BAH thats no fun! make it BUNK beds!

tinser tinserOG 2002

can they make triple bunk beds?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

only in mexico

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha....oh well, bryan said i get 3 husbands...so we only need a regular bunk bed after all, so one can sleep in my bed.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

woah..the other husbands would be feelin mighty jealous...having to sleep all by themselves while, meanwhile, below him courtney and husband #2 are all cudlin' & stuff..i feel sorry for the guys...i guess this situation would call for an alternating schedule...one night, #1 sleeps on the top bunk, the next #2, and so on...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

would they have real names? or shall we just always call them #1, #2, and #3

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

well since they're no so much "husbands" as they are "stuffed animals" i wouldn't worry about the names per se

tinser tinserOG 2002

oh yeah, definitely...they all take turns...maybe i'll have a point system.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

chances are, there's a way around that...

tinser tinserOG 2002

what does that mean?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha..they're all gonna be competing for your attention...trying to impress you & stufff...

Husband #1: "Hey honey, i can bench press 400lbs!..look!..no hands!!"

Husband #2: "Hey sweet cheeks, look, i just washed ALL the dishes!!!..And I alphabetized your magazines!"

Husband#3: "Hey darlin, look, I brought home some chick flicks from blockbuster!!..and i'm ready to cry w/you on the couch, and get intouch w/my innermost emotions!!"

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

you know there are men out there that are all 3 of those. i mean we call them gay, but they exist...

tinser tinserOG 2002

oh boy....all three of these husbands have problems. Number 1 is an exagerator, and clearly too concerned with the physical. Number 2, well i love that he did the dishes, but he seems anal retentive in alphabizting magazines, and husband number 3...you better inform him, that i dont even like chick flicks, so he better find somebody else to watch them with.

i think i need a three-way divorce from these guys

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha...3 times the child support!..woo hoo!..bahamas vacation!

tinser tinserOG 2002

uh, negative on that...i think they'd probably have a rule that whosever kid it was, only they'd have to pay. no kids though. just lots of husbands

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

which is why she must marry 3 mexican husbands...and demand that one of them ride into your bedroom every morning on a donkey to serve you coffee in bed

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