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ekulu Sep 18, 2002

You are so wise Ian

malibu Sep 18, 2002

ooooooh!ahhhhhh! adam gets to be the picture man. that is so cool!

thatdarngirl Sep 18, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I'm easily impressed by bright shiny objects:)

malibu Sep 18, 2002

hi my name is lynz and i wear cat ears but i'm human. ;)

thatdarngirl Sep 18, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I..like to get free bags from people!!! bleh

malibu Sep 19, 2002

Hi my name is lynz and i likle to mooch cheese sauce and tomato salad off other peoples moms.

thatdarngirl Sep 19, 2002

Hi my name is julie and I got fat creepy 'dancer' girls on my walls.

malibu Sep 19, 2002

Hi my name is lynz and i work at a coffe shop and i can't make coffee.

thatdarngirl Sep 19, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I dont have a job!

malibu Sep 19, 2002

hi my name is lynz and i like to drive with the emergency brake on.

thatdarngirl Sep 19, 2002

Hi my name is Julie. I'm 15 and won't get my license for two years, but I own a car which I like to back up into trees!

malibu Sep 19, 2002

hi my name is lynz. i'm a boy and i paint my ceiling black.

thatdarngirl Sep 19, 2002

Hi my name is Julie. I wish I was a boy (I'm sorry..I didn't get your reference to me being a boy) and I think that using face paint to make it look like I have a black eye is cooool!

malibu Sep 19, 2002

Hi my name is lynz and i am the lead singer of two fat for spandex.

thatdarngirl Sep 19, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I can't remember the proper uses of "two" "to" and "too"!

malibu Sep 20, 2002

Hi my name is lynz and i have to sit on a pillow to see over the dashboard of my daddy's saturn, pepe. (at first i was like when have i ever used two, to and too wrong? then i reread the fight and...

thatdarngirl Sep 20, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I like to wear dresses with pants!

malibu Sep 20, 2002

Hi my name is Lynz and i copy julie by wearing dresses with pants.

thatdarngirl Sep 20, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I lie about stuff!!

malibu Sep 21, 2002

Hi my name is Lynz and i am a polar bear that needs air conditioning in 20 degree weather.

thatdarngirl Sep 21, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I tell everyone I surf even though I can't :P

malibu Sep 21, 2002

Hi my name is Lynz and i failed gym because i don't have enough strength to run.

thatdarngirl Sep 22, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I can't figure out simple Biology and I don't know where babies come from..can you tell me please?

malibu Sep 22, 2002

Hi my name is Lynz and i don't like to share "mhwwiahbm mine, mine, mine the gum is all mine."

thatdarngirl Sep 22, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I don't know the difference between a flamer and a stoner..don't they both have to do with matches anyways?

malibu Sep 23, 2002

Hi my name is Lynz and i think i am the queen of all my friends.

thatdarngirl Sep 23, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I'm just being used by my friend Lynz. She doesn't really like me at all but just uses me to get at her boyfriend!

malibu Sep 23, 2002

Hi my name is Lynz and i like pasty guys.

thatdarngirl Sep 23, 2002

AHHH! Hi my name is Julie and I have to watch Daren's Dance Grooves to learn how to cut a rug!

malibu Sep 23, 2002

hahhaahha. Hi my name is Lynz and i like to sand wrestle.

skaorsk8 Sep 23, 2002

Hi my name is Lynz and I like....wait did someone say sand wrestle??? WHERE'S MY VIDEO CAMERA!

thatdarngirl Sep 23, 2002

(someone did video tape it actually...) Hi my name is Julie and I can't think of good enough insults so I have my sister and Skaorsk8 think of them for me!!!

malibu Sep 24, 2002

Hi my name is Lynz and i am jealous because julie has friends.

thatdarngirl Sep 24, 2002

Hi my name is Julie..and I lie to myself..I really don't have friends.

malibu malibuOG 2001

Hi my name is Lynz and i think i am sailor moon.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Hi my name is Julie and one of my best friends, Lindsay, yeah..she's sailor moon! cool huh?

malibu malibuOG 2001

Hi my name is Lynz and one of my best friends, Julie, can really dance it out in her fleece pj's. isn't that rufus?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Hi my name is Julie..and..-sob- I use words like rufus!!! I'm so ashamed.

malibu malibuOG 2001

Hi my name is Lynz and i sneeze like a mouse.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I like to eat everyone's left over cold slaw! (how gross is the word 'slaw'?)

malibu malibuOG 2001

(when was it ever leftover?) Hi my name is Lynz and i eat tons of doritos at all hours of the day.

magnum magnumOG 2001

cant u guys just jello wrestle already?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

YES! Please! Much Jello wrestling!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

And the problem with eating tons of Doritos is.....?

malibu malibuOG 2001

not a problem, that she eats them all hours of the day and has spicy breath.

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 malibu

mmmmmm, doritos!

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