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tinser tinserOG 2002

well, a million dollars really isn't enough. Think about it, an average, nothing special house runs about 500,000....soooo, you've blown half your money right there. Don't forget, taxes. That makes it even less. You'd definitely have to keep working, unless you invest it very wisely in stocks....but....you could lose it that way too. So, i'm upgrading this question to 300,000,000 dollars...because i want to answer BIG

I'd give money to the society and pioneer

I'd buy a tank and a killer whale, and a supply of fish, cleaner, etc. Then, I'd perform shows to keep money rolling in and also to provide myself enjoyment.

I'd buy an awesome house in San Diego. And, maybe one in New York too, so I could visit my homeland. I'd get a Mercedes SLK and a Honda s2000 (yell-ow fo shiz) I'd travel a suuuuper lot. And all my friends and family would be crazy thrilled with their new pads and toys.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

a tank....?? what's the reasoning behind that?

BTW houses are only ridiculously expensive wehre we live, not the whole world :)

tinser tinserOG 2002

oh, i meant a tank for my killer whale to go in...not an army tank

yeah, i know that...but i want to live in corona del mar or bel air.....and they are a bit pricey

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

hahaha, you said fo-shiz....

yo...make that 500,000,000..straight up..

I'd have a contemporary style home built(composed of domes, all interconected by glass hallways

I'd have 4 pet penguins(all female) they would have their own lil wing in my home

I'd go to NY and randomly pick bums of the street, and employ them as my penguin groomers, to try & give them a new start in life

I'm not really a car guy(haha, a we found out the other night courtney)..but..i do like the newest nissan altima..and the new thunderbird's cool too.i'd get that, in turqoise, and also a stretch hummer(for when it's time to get my partyn' on)

Attatched to my home, there'd be an indoor "artificial paradise", fully equiped a rock face, for climbing, a waterfall, tropical trees foliage, and amazon women

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Will these Amazon women be missing their right breast?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

for extra ease while using their bow & arrow?(you didn't think I'd get that reference, DID you!)..lol..hmm..no..in fact, to make up for the generations of 1 breasted amazon women, these, would have 3...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I would be sad if you didn't get the reference!

Where would this extra boob be? In between the two original..off to the side of one or on some other random part of the body?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

you'll just have to read my autobiography to find out....

haha..

I swear, when i responded to your comment about them having 1 boob, i thought i was responding to a comment by tinser...then i came back in here & it's defanitely you...i think i'm going crazy

tinser tinserOG 2002

i make no comments about 1 boob...absurdity...but 3 is even more absurd

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

is your autobiography going to be called "up up down down left right left right a b a b select start select start"? becuase that's the only way i would buy it.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

life is more than video games ya x-box nerd!..lol...but, ya know what, i'll make two versions of my autobiography...one...w/my picture on the front...and it'll be called "The Fudgie Fella:One on One( and underneath that)A Delve Into The Mind Of Bryan Drummond, A Delve, Deeper, Than Anybody Should Ever Go"

And...a secondary version...which will a cover that says "up down sidways diagonal" or whatever you said...just to make you happy

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

"The Fudgie Fella" !! hahah

Hurrah! I wish we could re-create that moment and capture it on video.

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah there is also hockey.

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, fo shiz i did

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