dave's so lame, he spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Hi my name is Brian and my favorite color is clear!

hi my name is dave and i give talks in other halls...which no one comes to see

(actually, a brother from my hall came with me, but there was a whole local audience there!) Hi my name is Brian and I wish David would give a talk in MY Hall...

(actually, our Talk Coordinator is married to my mom...so i could pull some strings: how much of a trip would it be for you to get to the Metuchen KH?) hi my name is dave and i fear no one reads my...

Give me the KH address and I'll pull up the driving directions... can't be any further than some of the KH's in our circuit...

236 central ave

Expedia shows it's an hour away from my place... I had to travel about that to Effort PA on Sunday...

that must have required some: 1 : conscious exertion of power : hard work

Heh... I was looking for a spot to use my standard Effort PA joke, but couldn't... when I have announcements and we annonce a brother from that Hall, I say "Let's make the effort to hear this talk"...