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ilikebirds Mar 23, 2004

ALL must obey the master tickler or no more high fives for anyone. .:TICKLE TICKLE:. YAY is my servant now, he will dish out the tickles.

yay Mar 23, 2004

not if i get voted out i can have someone supercede me

ilikebirds Mar 23, 2004

this is no democracy sir, if it was, the word SERVANT would not have been introduced into this juncture. What this is , is a MONARCHY , a pure monoarchy where i have 100% complete control of the la...

yay Mar 23, 2004

i know i vote myself out as head servant tickler

ilikebirds Mar 23, 2004

you can't vote yourself out unless there are more servant ticklers, and you are the only servavnt tickler . so thus in turn , you can not vote yourself out.

yay yayOG 2004

I can totally do that I have enough ezabel points to enable myself voting privelages for my class of servant tickler. Also you're not level 13 tickler, you're only 5, so you don't have that much power of what I can do, I'm only one level away from master ticker, you're only a ticker because I am your servant

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

what are you talking about, i invented the master tickler. he is me and me is he.

anyway lets talk politics...
the gaza strip and the israeli's, thats rough huh

yay yayOG 2004

yeah totally the attack on the hamas leader i think might have been a wrong turn

but then again, that whole area is one huge wrong turn, its sad they cant just step outside for a second and see how ridiculous they are in their actions

but personally i think they stirred up another bees nest

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i man, he was a guy in a wheelchair.. and was controlling the radical hamas group.

but now that he's dead, the angry hamas militans will only lash out and make things worst for the israelis.

i stil say we should go there and go clubbin'. i hear the airfare is cheap.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yo, screw hamas - hUmas, is where it's at...anybody ever have this stuff?..it's like, pureed chickpeas w/all different kinds of flavoring - you put it on crackers & pita bread & stuff..it rocks...and tabuli!..tabuli rocks too!..& taliban nuggets!woo hoo!..god bless middle eastern cuisine!..

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

my mom makes some REALLY good tabuli. i put it on some crackers. WOW. amazing.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

sooo, uhh...what's your mom doing friday night?

perrin perrinOG 2004

Oh man he really did just say your mom. lol

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I've been eating humus and pita every day for lunch this week. Very yummy!

yay yayOG 2004

Not going to very yummy when I tickle you while you eat it. Oh the look on someones face after spitting out liquids and food from a tickle puts a ho hummy in my tummy

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

humus is horrible. it's like a tickle gone bad. like when someone tickles you and they have really long fingernails. because they are too lazy to clip them. and before you know it.. there's a WHEN TICKLES GO WRONG on fox.. and it's stories of how people with love handles have nails stuck in them...
first of all , if you have love handles you shouldn't be getting tickled.
geez you retards . go join the special olympics or something if you're so retarded

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

hahahaha HAMAS. I was like what the heck is he talking about them for? yeah but humus is nasty

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