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beachbum beachbumOG 2002

i just checked out the site for the first time. seriously, it's one of the funniest things i've ever seen. esp all those little pics in the corner of the home page-the guy w/ the flower in his teeth. holy crap that is hysterical

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

you've got to be kidding? flower in his teeth?

*the site is hysterical!

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

something's spookey about this site though..like...#1 it's DEFINATELY not approved of by the society, and, i dunno,i just get a weird vibe from it

perrin perrinOG 2004

Oh yeah that's for sure. I doubt they would even approve of something like this. They reccomend when looking for someone don't look and if it's truly what you need Jehovah will provide you with someone who will compliment you very well.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

it bugs me how they have "JW" in front of it!

perrin perrinOG 2004

Yeah I know. How can someone justify doing this?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

speaking of websites not approved by the society....

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

is this site not approved?? what the...??

tinser tinserOG 2002

there are only two websites approved by the society

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

so what you're telling me is that, this site isn't divinely inspred?!?!

iwz iwz informative

wait wait, this is a completely public site. it's never claimed to be for JWs, and does not require any song numbers from the KM to sign up and post.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

until NOW! quick, what's the song for next week's public talk??

reaf reafOG 2002

HA HA HA HA HA HA

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

I was kidding calm down, i love you this site and just about all of it's members...

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

even me?! :)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

woah. who couldn't love melody?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

aw best friend!!

yeah dan said it best. i haven't figured out who the 1 or 2 i might not like is, but i just threw that in to cover my self from being general...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

go back & see if you can find B Mac..hahahaha..so funny

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

I DID see him!! don't even tell me that it's you. the pic was small and a little fuzzy

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

wwhaat??..no!!...lol, I AM NOT B-MAC!..lol, don't go startin no rumor..he had jerry curls!..i've never jerry curled my hair!..and in the pic if saw he looks a bit buff too..thus further proving it's not me..i just wanted you to see him cause his pic&profile is funny

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

haha SORRY! just checking for sure. yeah i went back and reread it (and the pic is obviously not you). soo funny. some of the profiles are obviously made up. but it kills me when they are like "i'm spiritual, i love doing my watchtower and taking long walks in service..." OMG! it's so hilarious yet so sad at the same time. if you are registered on that site, just take the word "spiritual" right out of your description.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

whats funny are the ones with their pictures taken at assembly or at meeting....

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

what's even funnier is the ones that look and talk like thugs..

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