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thatdarngirl Oct 3, 2002

(because of a request!) Hi my name is Julie and I act like I have the intelligence of a Malibu Barbie doll.

malibu Oct 3, 2002

(we didn't want t hog the whole story, we wanted others to fight too.) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to wear risque clothing that mirrors julies style.

thatdarngirl Oct 3, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I'm just jealous of Lindsay's new super-cool service bag!

malibu Oct 3, 2002

Hi my name is Lynz and i like to make show my artistic abilities in hate crime posters. i am just that good.

thatdarngirl Oct 3, 2002

Hi my name is Julie and I get kicks out of drawing burning crosses!!!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

this doesn't seem fun anymore

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

you dont seem fun anymore

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

yeah, \/\/hatever, ekoli

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahahhaa. ekoli. Hi my name is Lynz and i like to buy risque shirts that show my arms.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Hi my name is Julie and I like to wear risque white shirts that show my chest!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

(will you stop it already? i do not. you make it sound like my life mission is to attract stupid boys.) Hi my name is Lynz and i wear dresses that match old grandmas couch covers.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

(your mission in life IS to attract stupid boys!!! and not fair stealing Elyse's insult that isn't even true!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I got to the Renaissance Faire and take pictures with people I don't even know!

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 ·

for the record: just because a guy looks at a girls chest doesn't make them stupid! we're just jealous, that's all...

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

you're jealous of a girls chest? hummph. does that mean you want one? Hi my name is Lynz and it scares me when people are too close to my face.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

(oh no no! that guy was trying to molest me!) Hi my name is Julie and I come into the Coffee house and don't drink coffee!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i work at a coffe shop that's smoothies are juice blended with ice cubes. yummy!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I have dirty feet cause I never wear shoes..wanna smeeeelllll?

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i like condensation.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(argh..darn condensation!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I'm too scared to wrestle Jesse Hughes!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i likle to get beaten up by little mexicans.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I am a little mexican.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i belong to a crazy jewish family. i'm as nutty as the pecan log my grandma makes.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(my grandma can't cook..she can just haggel!) Hi my name is Julie and my little sister is a 'rat' as some say.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i am an odd kid that doesn't have a _______ dancing song.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

I my name is Julie and I have a ***** dancing song! I'M SO SICK!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and like to not read my summer reading assignments. I read LOTR books all in one day, but i can't handle 4 books for 2 months.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(heehee..nice nice) Hi my name is Julie and I don't even bother reading my summer reading assignment. In fact I managed to lose the book in Lindsay's couch and it wasn't found again until October.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i got a camerea to copy julies good picture taking. (which is thankfully better than johns'.)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(oh yes..thankfully!) Hi my name is Julie and I am Lindsay's servant. I feed her and everything.

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i am too lazy to move.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I get bored easily..especially when watching people run around on a field kicking a little black and white ball around in the freezing cold!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · thatdarngirl

Do you blame her? I don't!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · delliott101

I don't either..I didn't want to be there any more then she did most likely

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and the sound systems in volvos are AWESOME!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I have the coolest hippie van around!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi mu name is Lynz and i like to get bumper stickers that other people don't understand.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I'm just mad cause I don't understand the bumper sticker!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i dont understand personal space.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(WHAT!?!..change that to JULIE!) Hi my name is Julie and I can't figure out how to use simple art programs on the computer

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 · malibu

i love bumper stickers! whats it say?! haha

malibu malibuOG 2001 · tesoro

"Not all who wander are lost." Hi my name is Lynz and i am gonna be wearing my retainer for years to come since i don't listen to my docotr now.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I talk like a 2 year old because I wear my retainer all the time.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · tesoro

As Julie said, it says "Not all who wander are lost," which is part of a Fellowship of the Ring poem: All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost." and there is more but yeah:)

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

haha. i like the longer version so much better. very poetic (which it is) Hi my name is Lynz and i like to create pollution by warming up my car for 20 minutes.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(NO WAY! didn't even warm it up today..had to yesterday cause it's tempermental) Hi my name is Julie and I wish I could warm my car up..but alas I have no need to since I can't drive it!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

(plus the fact that it doens't have a heater.hahaha) Hi my name is Lynz and i like boys with pink hair.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I don't like boys!!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

ouch! Hi my name is Lynz and I'm in love with Jimmy Fallon.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

Hi my name is Julie and I'm in love with Adam Sandler

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

Hi my name is Lynz and i'm a hobbit/fairy.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 · malibu

(I am not a hobbit!!!!) Hi my name is Julie and I'm a goblin!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · thatdarngirl

(ur as short as a hobbit.)Hi my name is Lynz and i like to copy julie's dad by buying his car.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · malibu

Come on... I think you two are losing steam!!! Time for a new thread!

malibu malibuOG 2001 · delliott101

you know its really hard to keep this all going for a month. there is only so much imperfection in us. We're practically perfect in every way, i'll have you know.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · malibu

Hmmmm.... so perfect that you can see a lot of stuff to pick on in each other :-D

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

I think we men would look kinda weird if.. well.. you know... are you jealous, Brian???

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

what? am i jealous of you being jealous of what i have? not particularly.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · malibu

??? I'm not the one who's jealous... I directed my comment to Brian... please note that, thank you very much...

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · malibu

Hi, I'm Julia and I can't follow a numbered thread

malibu malibuOG 2001 · delliott101

Hi my name is Dave and i am alex clemnte's twin.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · malibu

Hi, I'm Julia and I use cliched comparisons between David and Alex (200th comment... YES!!!)

malibu malibuOG 2001 · delliott101

Hi my name is Dave and i'd like to steal other peoples vw's.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · malibu

?????? Yeah, okay... I have a whole collection of them here.... Hi my name is Julia and someday I'm going to marry a brother whose last name is Gulia...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002 · delliott101

(ahhhhhhh...now the REAL reason for this tread is rrrrrevealed!)

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 · sux2beme

Okay... ulterior motive figured out ;-)

malibu malibuOG 2001 · delliott101

i knew you were trying something sneaky out!

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