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ilikebirds Apr 2, 2004

Hey listen, your head isn't that big... i mean on the top 10 list of all the hugest heads in the world out of 6 billion people.. you're at like BIG HEAD #6 and you know what, that isn't that big. ...

yay Apr 2, 2004

hey i appreciate this thanks for liftin me spirits. i think if it wasnt for the internet wed actually hang out sometime despite our ethical differences

ilikebirds Apr 2, 2004

i think you mean ethnic differences, because we both dont have ethics we have what you call, HOTdog fingers...

yay yayOG 2004 ·

yeah well that simply is not ethical or econimal

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

stop being so egregious you ebullient ethiopian

yay yayOG 2004 ·

stop being so indiginous you ingenious ice skating idiot

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

stop being so fallacious you fudge flickin' fairy frenchmen

yay yayOG 2004 ·

well i would, if you weren't so wearily wearing women's under-wearz, you wobbling wee wee of wax

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